So these are my worries and thoughts before I go tomorrow night.
For some reason the girls thought Yoga would be a good idea. They are obviously trying to be funny. I have to be the least flexible person they know. Not just that my balance is ridiculous I walk in to door frames and walls on a regular basis.
Now heres a few of my fears. Don’t laugh this is reality.
Firstly I have had kids and bladder reconstruction surgery. Peeing a little is a big possibility, trust me it doesn’t take much. how will I explain the wet patch.
Secondly but surely every one that does yoga is worried about this. Its the farting. A bend in the wrong direction and PUUUFFFFF its in some ones face.
Then theres the yoga pants that may rip. My sweaty bum in the air all laid bare lol.
Well that’s my thoughts for Yoga tomorrow. The girls are gonna be laughing.
